If only I could turn back time... -UPDATED

I was supposed to finish this post yesterday. But I was too mad to continue (due to a reason which I am going to blog about) plus I had Chelsea players running on the field IN the TV against Wigan and I was too emo to blog this morning and afternoon. So, I shall continue right now. Before ranting about what pissed me off, let me introduce to you a replica of me in E44D.(With reference to the picture above) The girl beside me is Vivian. When I first entered this class, Ter saw her and said, "That Vivian, is like you. Both of you have the same pattern one!"

I do not believe, but both of us carried on doing and talking random stuff especially when we are in the same team for the day. We will talk about stuff and the entire class will go on laughing and/ or the class will be all grossed out. It's as if we are the muscle relaxants of the class. 2 days ago, Vincent was caught in between both of us. We were exchanging some words and guess what he said, "I cannot tolerate both of you, both of you same pattern one!" OMG! Another person who said that! NVM. Some evidences of how Vivian can be SO RANDOM.SHE TRIED TAKING A PICTURE OF CHERIE BERRIE'S EXPOSED BOXERS! And she failed and she decided to take it again! :))
She can just go snap snap and u didn't know that she took a picture of you. I tried snapping her cleavage but failed badly. P.S: She was wearing a red bra that day!My holidays started off very roughly! Godwin, Ter and I went to Plaza Singapura's Spotlight and we did some random stuff!


OKIE! HERE COMES THE PART THAT TOTALLY SPOILT MY NIGHT AND GAVE ME A WRONG START TO THE HOLIDAYS!
(I understand that this blog is QUIET widely spread among Republicians because of the STELLA SAGA. But if any band members who attended Hui Ci's Birthday BBQ is reading this, please do not continue reading this if you do not want to. )

After Godwin purchased his stuff, we met Shannon. We then went to Secret Recipe to buy a birthday cake for this girl name Hui Ci. WE finally settled for a moist chocolate cake. (Note: WE)We then took a bus to Katong and cab down to East Coast park. WE took turns to carry the cake! (Note: WE) When we were in the cab, someone called Shannon or Godwin to buy ICE! (I swear none of us were having a bad day) First thing that came to our mind: Aren't the first few people who reache first HELP OUT in getting everything organised?! And it was not along our way to get ice. We were in the cab and we were stuck in a freaking slow traffic! Furthermore, there were people already at the BBQ pit = got manpower. Why cannot go and buy yourself?! After that, we were cool, and we forgot about the matter.

When we reached there, there was some strange glances at me and Ter! Ter decided to forget it and take it that the pit was filled with ungrateful brats. So, we went to slack at a nearby bench with the accompany of some music from the mini-mart and the bicycle station in front of us. Ter went back to the BBQ pit to take something and realised that his TUMI bag was on the floor. Alright, for this, we shall not accused anyone of THROWING the bag on the floor, we'll just use RE-POSITION. Initially, Ter's bag was on the wooden stool, and when he got back, he saw his bag on the dirty ground. Bloody Hell! That bag is $450 BEFORE DISCOUNT OKIE! Why that someone cannot place his or her bag on top of Ter's bag?! So, let's just forget it. 15 mins later, Shannon went back to check on something and realised all the bags were RE-POSITION AGAIN. (That's okie!)

BUT WORSE OF ALL, someone asked Shannon, "Why you never tell that Ter and his gf coming?" and Shannon said, "Why?! They not eating what. " And that person replied, "at least must tell what!"

Eh, excuse me, YOU IS BIG FUCK IS IT?! I MUST TELL U I COMING HUH?!

CLARA LIEW YAN JIN'S PRINCIPLE IS THAT: I NEVER PAY FOR THE BBQ, I DON'T EAT. NOT EVEN DRINK A SINGLE DROP OF WATER FROM YOU.

Can't you take it that Ter and me was just having some romantic walk down East Coast Beach (though it won't be an ideal place for me) and just bump into Godwin and Shannon? And just hang out with them?!

You buy the WHOLE EAST COAST PARK HUH?! YOUR GRANDFATHER IS LEE KUAN YEW IS IT?! Ter and I also NEVER TAKE A SINGLE DROP OF WATER FROM YOU, LET ALONE A PIECE OF MICROSPORIC CHICKEN! So, what is your problem?!

Poor Shannon was being make use of. He was there BBQ-ing non-stop just like a Sai-Kang Warrior. Some people still complain that the chicken wings were a bit blackish! Please la! You guys so smart, go and BBQ yourself la! Complain and complain!

I see liao also BUAY SONG! But there's nothing I can do. It's not my party anyway, and the way they treat the moist chocolate cake was HORRIBLE. If they wanna sabo the birthday girl, cut a piece of the cake and sabo la! Just literally slam her face onto the cake. Who is going to eat?! AMIDST OF ALL THESE, EVERYONE JUST LEFT SHANNON OUT! Please la! Damn horrible. Furthermore, they started throwing the chocolate cake at one another. As I say, it doesn't concern me unless they cross their borders. AND THEY REALLY DID!

I WAS TALKING TO GODWIN AND TER WHEN SOME CAKE LANDED ON THE BACK OF MY ZARA TOP MY MUM'S ZARA TOP!

FUCKING HELL! I IMMEDIATELY STAND UP AND LET OUT A FREAKING BIMBOTIC SCREAM. Godwin was so funny and he told me to cool down and Ter immediately took out tissue papers and wipe the chocolate off my back. This time they really crossed the border, MY TERRORITY WHICH IS MY SHIRT! At that moment I really wanted to slam the girls against a tree nearby me.

THIS IS THE WORST BBQ I EVER ATTENDED.

Updated:

Anyhow, I will be releasing a new SEG saga soon. Ms SAS(Stella) is not over yet. I just found out something. I will blog about it soon enough. In the meantime, guess who is Ms SEG! *evil laughters* LOL! Before I actually released Ms SEG, Mr SAS, MR KONG SONG LIN, actually volunteered himself to be up here to partner with Ms Stella.

Well, if he didn't offend me in any way, I can't even be bothered to look at his face. (Cos' he looks like a cartoon character.- I'm already very kind not to use SHITFACE ) However, he offended me in some god- knows- what way. First of all, I am pretty scared la. I am actually thinking whether I should continue with this updated post because I think he might murder me if he sees this post cos' a pretty girl like Miss Universe 2007: would not be able to seduce him. HE IS GAY! And he would not be a gentleman to let me off. *trembles feet* But hack! I already started the ball rolling, so why not go on?! Can you imagine IF he ask a guy, " I wanna get fucked by you. Will you?! " And forget about imagining his face when he is having orgasms. His partner probably have to cover his face with a plastic bag. Eeeeewwww.... Please, I got nothing against homosexuals. But I got something against Kong Song Lin. Well, this is because, when I screamed that I wanna go home (during the BBQ.) He said, "Go la! No one ask you to come here!" I didn't hear it of course, so now, you guys can say that I am barbaric, I do not care whether I am accusing him of something that I did not hear with my own ears. I can get a witness who heard that to testify. I do not give a damn whether he is a damn Concert Master or A GAY. He offend me means offend me! In my OWN PERCEPTION, guys who play the saxophone should be one hot guy with abs and not one with a DAMN JIAO BIN (like Song Lin). He stepped on the wrong tail. And I also heard that his ex-classmates DO NOT like him at all. Maybe he has some attitude problem just like Stella. (No wonder they are made for each other- I forgot, he does not fancy girls) What is his problem?! Well, I do not understand, he just paid his own pathetic share of $10 for the reservation of the BBQ pit, some food, etc. for the party and he got the cheek to make that comment. I guess he got NO BALLS. (Aiya, what's with me, HE IS GAY!) Pardon me readers, I keep forgetting that he is GAY. If he is not gay, probably, he got the balls to shout that comment right at my face. WHY?! If he is pissed that I screamed, then doesn't he just shout it out loud just like me? Maybe he just wanna RESPECT his seniors because afterall, I am his seniors' friend. But then again, if he or everyone there respects their seniors, SHIT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPEN. He only paid $10 leh! He got pay to rent the entire place a not?! Lee Kuan Yew is his best friend is it?! If he thinks he is a BIG FUCK, then tell it to me right at my face la! CONCERT MASTER WHAT! BIG ENOUGH FUCK! I sat at least a few metres away from the BBQ pit okie! And I was sitting on the bench that the public is allow to sit even if you book the BBQ pit near that bench. SO?! I didn't get a pinch of your food, a drop of your water. I only place my bag at the table which is QUIET NEAR (at least a metre) to your BBQ pit. (which I am not sure whether that table comes with the reservation!) If it does and if you wanna be calculative, I give u $10 for placing my bag on the damn table la! COME TO E44D before this entire semester ends. I PAY U LA! FUCKING GAY!

P.S: I cannot confirm that he is gay. But a friend told me that he is. So, I am writing this based on a friend's testimony. Reliable a not, Up to you to believe.