My Weekends

I blog everywhere whenever I have a darn computer. I am somewhere near Changi Prision la! Don't ask why I am there. Probably to visit those idiots who spammed my blog for the past week! wahahahahahaha!!! Nahs, I am actually at Terence's place. I just smell his pits! err... sounds disgusting I know. And I know the readers will just go like... "eWwwww" in disgust. hahahas! But I don't care. At least his pits doesn't give off that sourish tangly smell when he place his arm around me! *a-hEm* (Yes, I am speaking based on experience). What other weird stuff do we do?! We lick each other's nostrils, eat each other's nose discharge, lick each other's pits. The list goes on... and on... Wonder why I am typing all these down. Err... nvm la! I've already almost filled half the post.

This weekend is just like another weekend I think. First Weekend: Dinner at home. And then dinner with Terence and his family on the other weekend. Well, I hope this doesn't becomes a habit or a rountine cos' very pai sei one okie!

For now, I'm just done with consolidating some HPB team members' schedule and I am waiting for the RP website to be UP cos it's DOWN. I need to send the schedule to Eugene Heng la! Stupid RP webbie! Always down or conjested! It as if I am waiting for the cows to come home. AND YES... PLUS PLUS PLUS....

Morning on school days are HORRIBLE! I don't know what's wrong with some RP students la! I think mostly Year 1 students. NO LOVE FOR THEIR FELLOW SCHOOLMATES!!! They seem to have a habit of NOT MOVING TO THE REAR! And I have to miss 2 buses just because i can't get on the bus. YES. I am whining and stuff.

But I HOPE i would not have to whine anymore next year! I hope that I will get my Driving License by next year ( I hear Leng Leng and Terence screaming at me to brush up and not be lazy in taking my license! The Mum and Boyfriend Combo!) and a CAR. I am not buying one. But Daddy is going to buy me one AND I am not proud of it. Cos' it's NOT MY CAR. Not like some other people who thinks that owning a car is a BIG FUCK thing though the cost is not from his or her own pocket.

Speaking of cars, money etc. I can't stand stupid woman who are god darn MATERIALISTIC. They want guys who have cars, guys who are rich, guys who practically pay EVERYTHING including THEIR MEALS. OH MY GOD! Such people of my gender deserve to be slaughtered like how we all slaughter the kampong chickens in Pilokee.

SLIT THEIR THROATS!

wahahahahas!!! Well, some people will start by asking "aren't you one materialistic bitch with your GUCCIS?" Aiya, doesn't mean I flaunt my Guccis means I am materialistic right? At least, I DO NOT GO OUT with some rich guy just to get my Guccis. I am not that cheap la! How I get them? They are gifts from Leng Leng on my birthday and on some special occasions. Besides, I set aside money for my WANTS without neglecting my NEEDS. I still have proper meals. So what makes me a materialistic person?! By flaunting them, I do not think that I am at a higher notch compared to some other people. I do not get extra money for the runway show I did because I had Gucci from head to toe on the 1st and 2nd day. SO?! Not only that, I am proud that I have Giodarno and U2 tops in my wardrobe can?! WHY?! Because, I wear things for comfort. And yes, I am wanting to throw my Gucci bag away because it gives me red shoulders due to the hard bamboo shoulder strap. SO?! And surprisingly, my favourite pair of jeans that I love wearing is from Hang Ten. WHY?! COMFY MAH!

Besides materialistic people, I hate people who love suan-ing other people. Especially suan-ing your own friends la! WAH LAU! I mean.. YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE SUCH A SLUT CAN!? What right have you got to suan other people when your sense of dressing is far worse than your friend?! Wah Lau!

Leggings + (The person's name) = A BIG NO!

What is that all about?!?! Tell her for what?! She like to wear. She wear la! As long as she is happy, can already what! Her dressing is much better than you la. She know what are her flaws, what she can wear, what she can't wear. You?! One big lump of Kong Ba spill out from your underarms when you wear a tube top also u don't know. You don't even know how to hide your flaws. Take photo also dunno how to angle your face. Dunno how to hide your flaws. At least for me, i know that I can't take a front profile picture! You think you know a lot of stuff from the fashion industry. But do you really know?! Do you know that concealing the face isn't only about applying a lighter shade of your foundation?! Any idea that there is A GREEN CREAM to balance the redness of your skin before applying foundation?! Any idea that you can't wear tube tops!? Any idea that you need to wear a TIGHTER HOT PANTS got your current one makes your butt look FLAT?! And do you that you are doing SOME CHEAP LABOUR FOR PHOTOSHOOTS?! Well, I get paid for doing a Runway Show?! *(On the side note, Claudine (the person who does all the models' hair on loreal posters and advertisement) is going to help me with my hair! Must fix appointment! And I would not be A Quarter of a Dumb Blonde!) ) You look like a Ah Huey sometimes you know?! Please take a good look at yourself before you comment on other people can?! And you seem to like to argue with people for the sake of arguing., till you get the victory trophy man! If you win in that argument, got free thing to get meh?! You project as though as you know EVERYTHING!

Just a Friendly Advice: Please do not forget that you still have a long way to go and you got lots to learn as well.

*eeewwss*

Well, some people and taggers are getting out of hand. As much as I love blogging about what I am doing currently, some people can't tolerate and have that reek of jealousy on their faces. (I think literally soaked in vinegar. I seriously will pray for them that they don't age fast!) I am so glad that I am not like how I used to be where I am pissed with tags in my tagboard. I just laugh at those stupid comments. Well, that SHERYL, TIMO, and etc. esp the fella(s) who used other people nicknames to tag at my tagboard, you can't destroy any friendship of mine. Besides Ms Kimmi and I shared a friendship for over a decade now. I so know that this / these fella(s) is/are from RP. So, if you manage to see me in school, please do say "HI". Please be like be and spit on my face. Cos' I do not put up a fake front in front of people that I dislike. Just like Ms Stella. I spit at her face whenever I feel like it.

People often forget that this is my RANTING GROUND and I blog about what I wanna blog about. Be it whether it is the readers' business a not, it is clearly stated to get out of this page if you have nothing better to do but to make use of the tagboard and spam spam spam. Well, certainly, people love stirring trouble.

I seriously have more stuff to do. All my projects. Well, people say I am a whore, a slut. hmm... I guess they are trying too hard to get their cries projected out to other readers. Why are such people such losers?! I guess that are just envious that I am contented with my life. What more can I ask for?! I have Terence, mummy and daddy, school, achievements etc. And WHAT ELSE?! I am a proud active partipant of my HPB project where I collabrate with HEALTH PROMOTION BOARD directly and I GET PAID! SO?!

Furthermore, some people just do not understand SIMPLE ENGLISH. "Contents in this blog are not supposed to be used for evidences for ANY FAULT" In other words, the blogger of this blog does not hold any responsibilty about what I blog ow what happen in this blog. No matter what, anything in this blog is NOT supposed to be used as any evidences of anything that happen.

Well, I shall heed Terence's advice to remove the tagboard that stir so much trouble because I got better things to do.

NEWS FLASH

Oh my!!! I can't stop laughing!!! THE STELLA LEGEND NEVER STOPS EVEN AFTER ALMOST 1 AND A HALF SEMESTERS!!! The last time I left off about her was about the chalet. Well, I did not wanna blog cos' Terence is like waiting for me! HOWEVER, upon SPECIAL REQUEST, I shall do so.

So what's about another new flash about her?!
It's stated below: Can't get the conversation?! Please click on it to enlarge the image. I do not understand why some people are plain CRAZY! I mean.. REALLY CRAZY. My type of crazy is being RANDOM.

Well, back in W15F, Shawn was in the same group as her, so, they had this conversation:

Stella: Shawn, I know that someone is talking bad stuff about me

Shawn: *puzzled* huh? how you know?!

Stella: Because I can read people's mind, I am a psychic. I have POWERS!

*ROARS WITH LAUGHTERS*

hmmm...

She thanked god for giving her the ability to read people's mind! And she claimed that she was right ALL THE TIME! But she rather not know the truth. okay!

*ROARS WITH LAUGHTERS*

I do wonder why she doesn't get a GPA of 4.0 because she can read people's mind! She know all the UT answers! She is able to know what questions the faci is going to set!!!

My dear Stella, if you are reading this, I sooooo hope that you can impart that skill to me because I would like to read people's mind and take an opportunity to thank god as well.

IN HER SAYING, "IT'S CHRIST, THE ALL AND MIGHTY! IT'S A GIFT FROM HIM."

Readers, if anyone would like to comment that I am discriminating some religion... PLEASE READ WHAT I TYPE. There's no trigger for you to assume that I am doing disrespect to her religion.

Don't ask me why I know-what in her saying, that's because...

I CAN READ PEOPLE'S MIND.

And I so FEEL STELLA IMPARTING THAT POWER TO ME!!!

And I SSSOOOOO FEEL STELLA hating me now!

How I know?! Because...

I CAN READ PEOPLE'S MIND.

AND AGAIN, I so FEEL STELLA IMPARTING THAT POWER TO ME!!!

MY FIRST RUNWAY SHOW!!!

As people say, "The modelling industry is really a bitchy industry and a dirty one too." And true enough, it's proven except the latter. I had my first runway show on the 17th of April 2007! Pretty cool! Had loads of adventures la! (Ms Kimmi told me that I finally get to walk down the runway and that she's happy for me that my aspiration came true!) So many bitching from some models who apparently stabbed the models from their own agency. Weird. Well, while I was doing my hair for like 3 days straight in a roll, one of the models Mandy told me about a blooper in ANTP! I found the video and I want u guys to have a good laugh!

I swear you must be laughing your heads of la! Thank god my walk was fabulous and there were no mistakes! This was how my journey begin:

On Friday the 13th, Claudia from my modelling agency called,

Claudia: Hey Clara! I got through much trouble contacting you! You change your number ar?!

Clara: Yes! I did ( I was pretty shocked)

Claudia: okay, there's a hairshow by loreal. They are looking for tall models. Are you interested?!

Clara: Oh... okays...

Claudia: You can cut your hair short right?! Not a problem right?!

Clara: Huh?! .. no la! Hair can grow back one mah! (In that singlish accent)

Claudia: Wha! I love that attitude! Okay, You will go down for casting tomorrow and I will sms you the address okay?!

Clara: Okay!

There I got it. My 1st runway show! And I promised Terence to accompany him to Youth Flying Club the next day for his RadioTelephony Exam. Schedule clashed! And apparently, he wasn't happy about it! But, thank god! The 1st day ended early and I managed to give him a surprise as well! So, we were all happy people!!!

Day 1:

I was all ready for my casting! Gucci from head to toe! hahahas!!!

Jimmy who was in charged of the event took my photo and asked me to come back the next day as he was waiting for the GUEST HAIRSTYLIST to take a look at my face and hair!

As I mentioned, I managed to accompany Terence for his exam and I dozed off in SYFC while I was waiting for him la!

I had a terrible gastric attack when I reached home! ARGHS! That sucks la! And that boy made me green bean soup! My favourite can!

Day 2:

Well, I went in the Loreal techincal centre and I was so horrified! The GUEST STYLIST, Nicholas French (he is a world-renowned hair designer, platform artist and educator ) was selecting models for the show and they were require to do catwalk! (Some said, BYE BYE) And he looked at me(being me, I had Gucci from head to toe again!) and said, "HELLO! GOOD MORNING!"

And my group of models are under him, the URBAN STREET WEAR! We did not do the catwalk as he was focusing more on our hair cos' he will be using our team to focus on his styling and cuts etc.

So immediately, we were told to dress up till we find a suitable OUTFIT!

And as you can see, the BEFORE photo or Emily and me! And we started getting our hair done.
That ang moh guy is Nicholas French!
He asked the assistants to iron my hair before he cuts them!



And.. he started SNIPPING!!!

They cut my hair and dye, and hightlighted my hair! I didn't get to take a picture of it! It was pretty cool, not much bleach! Jimmy told me that I do not need to go back the next day as my hair was all done!

And... on the 3rd day, Claudia called me and asked me to go back... so, I had to cab down la!

Day 3:

After I reached, Nicholas looked at my hair and said in that ang moh slang, " I do not understand this, I mean, we need more colour in there! It's not much colour!" OMG! That means, more bleaching!!! And I sweared I look like a freaking ah lian!

The shots above explains it all!



Day 4 (ACTUAL DAY):

Nicholas wanted my hair to be set! ARGHS! THAT MEANS, CURLS!
Being a model is not fun! You had to like have your meals(I did that for like 4 days straight!) while you are doing your hair and you have EXTRA INGREDIENTS in your food: HAIRSPRAY!

The charts:


It's really not fun waiting and waiting till people fall asleep!
AND FINALLY!!! OFF WE GO!

The entrance of the hall!

And I started doing my make up!

Mandy:
The FAT PIG: EMILY!
I even camwhore with my settings on!

Guys apply make up too!:
We rushed off for our rehearsal! I must say... it was very hectic! You gotta like memorise your postitions and walks 2 hours before the show! And when one person gets it wrong, the entire group has to redo the everything! ARGHS! Hectic but yet fun la!

At the end of the show,

Me, Mandy and Samantha

Angel, Me and Meiki


One of my assistants

Nicholas French and me!


Me and err... Jemie.

AND, presenting... THE ENTIRE URBAN STREET WEAR TEAM!

-I miss the haircolour I had from Thailand.