FLOATING

I haven't been better for the past few days. Fever, Throat problems, BLOATED STOMACH WITH A LOT OF WIND INSIDE, Vomitting, PLUS, diarrhea!!! SHIT!

Leng Leng was looking at me last night, and she said, "You look very pale again lah. I don't want you to go fainting again, like the other 2 times. I'll boil the pao sim( ginseng tea), and you must drink it. "

Arghs! I feel like ranting that's why I am here.

I have a psychological problem lately, with having Terence getting all busy in his Singapore Airshow Office, and he stay up till like 11PM or 12AM almost every other day( FYI: He is still in the office!) I have this wild imagination that all girls or women have: Thinking too much. Well, my latest psychological problem is:

Terence having an affair in the office.

Well, I have been a very very, extremely good girl. He can just do his work without me disturbing him. (Besides the past few days when I was sick) Terence and I used to stick to each other like SUPERGLUE. And I could not withstand the distance between us so I whine, and cry and threaten to kill myself! And I did kill myself. And probably, it's my soul that's typing this post.

Well, as a ghost myself, I wandered around, staying by Terence's side. I have been observing his movements today, and indeed! HE HAD AN AFFAIR EVEN BEFORE I DIED! He and his superior were having fun in the office. And his freaking superior, Jane was laughing her heads off with Terence calling me names like stupid and irritating slut, thick- skinned bitch. I could not accept that heartless creature(Terence) actually laughed and agreed with her after so much I had done for him. ( I waited for him to reach home though I am sick, and he did not appreciate it at all! ) AND, he even called me a fool for being stupid enough to believe that he didn't have an affair outside. ARGHS!

I got so angry that I decided to pull Jane's hair out from her scalp at ONE SHOT, fill her face with more acne, make her shrink even more, flatten that chest of hers and make her grow a dick! That's to ensure that Terence would not get turned on by her no matter how much she seduced him. Cos' I know that my loverboy hate woman with dicks (He even had experiences with those shims!). After doing that, I will go into her dreams and haunt her. I will flaunt off my beautiful, long, smooth and shiny hair (which I just got it done today at Loreal HQ), the sexy red dress that Terence bought for me (Cos' she do not have one. And that's because she can't wear dresses!), my boobs because I have 2 and she don't cos' I flattened her chest! HAHAHA! AND, show her that I do not have a dick like she does. I bet she will feel very depressed and she will apologised for being hostile when I am with Terence.

She will start off by saying, " I am sorry for ignoring you and showing that I am some kind of big fuck when u fetch Terence off work. Actually, I was jealous that he is together with you and not me. I chose him to work here because I had a crush on him the day he came for the interview! I am sorry.... " and she continued, " ... whenever I see you with Terence, I just cannot take it. I really like him. I am sorry for being such a sourpuss back then, but now, I am a sourdick... I had to hide my emotions of being so sour by being very strict with Terence infront of you. My motive was to pile up his work so that he cannot meet you and he will stay as long as I want him to be in the office with me. When I heard you bringing homecooked food for his lunch, I got even mad and decided to treat him extremely nice when it's got to do with his FYP and treating him meals. I wanted to be better than you! I AM SO SORRY! GIVE ME BACK MY BOOBS, PUSSY, AND MY HAIR!!!! I promise I won't pester him again!!! "

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Looking at her sorry state, made me so HAPPY that I returned back to earth as a human again, with flesh and blood. Killed Terence for being unfaithful and left Jane in that way.

And now that I am a human again, I am forcing my eyes to open wide in front the television, having DINNER that Leng Leng brought back, and waiting for Terence to knock off! And not forgetting, I AM PMS-ING!